Monday, May 30, 2011

Random Musings 9

Probiotic – legitimate word, I guess, but isn’t “prob” short for “probably,” and “iotic” at the end of “idiotic”? Does that mean “probiotic” means “probably idiotic”?

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If honey is really bee barf, how come it tastes so good? I sure hope it’s not bee poop instead.
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How do those lemmings know the right way to jump off cliffs when they’re stampeding? Do they have to study Cliff Notes first?
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The wife was fuming yesterday: “You dummy! It’s true! Dumb women marry dumb men!” I couldn’t stop laughing at the irony of what she said.
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If people purposely avoid having hobbies, is THAT their hobby?