Friday, May 6, 2011

Gimme Some Tongue?

Okay, now this is just plain weird. On the local news last night was a report of a gadget that allows you and a paramour to (get this) … French kiss online. No matter where you are in the world, no matter where your kissee is.

Only thing is … what the Japanese inventors would have you do is suck on a plastic straw-like thing that swirls around in your mouth, moving in response to what your kissing partner is doing to his or her straw-like thing on the other side of the connection.
The inventor says its popularity could skyrocket if a famous entertainer (e.g. Justin Bieber) records his French kiss on one of these contraptions and sells it to his fans.
I dunno. Personally I think it would be a lot more effective if the device had realistic lips and tongue that stayed soft and warm and moist and supple, then moved according to the kisser’s own tongue movements.
Is that asking too much? I’m sure the technology exists. Wouldn’t it be better than sucking on a straw?
I wonder how late the inventor stayed up at nights thinking this thing through. Huh?
I kid you not!

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