Any kids who drop by our house tonight for Halloween trick or treating will get a hot dog and a hamburger.
No, not real burgers and dogs – candy burgers and dogs. The wife came home a week ago with a bagful (60 pieces) of e.frutti gummi sweets, all individually wrapped.
She’s probably going to make up goodie bags to distribute when the kids come knocking. Frankly, I don’t know why she goes to all the trouble every year.
We haven’t had any kids show up for at least a decade and a half.
Sad, huh? Oh well … TRICK OR TREAT!