Everybody hates changes. Now even I do. Didn’t before, but I guess I’ve changed.
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I’ve always been puzzled by the Dead Sea Squirrels. What’s the big deal about dead squirrels? And whoever heard about sea squirrels in the first place?
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How can people in the South eat gumbo all the time? What do they see in it? Me, I could never have soup full of that green rubbery guy with the funny-shaped head.
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There’s Jehovah’s Witnesses, and the Witness Protection Program. I wonder if there’s a Jehovah’s Witnesses Program? If not, why not?
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Looking at the moon the other night, I wondered what a full moon is full of … Remorse? Sound and fury? Crap? Or maybe itself?
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