Friendly? Or Angry?

Checking out a menu that came in the mail the other day from the California Wok Chinese restaurant in Honolulu, I couldn’t help but notice a couple of hilarious items on the same page.

First of all, check out the title in the category, “Steamed Menu.” It’s the first time I’ve ever heard of a menu being angry enough that steam hissed out from under its collar. Y’know, as in “I was so steamed I was seeing red”?

And then, under the category of “Fried Rice,” they will serve you some Chicken FRIEND Rice. I guess it doesn’t matter whether you’re happy or angry, a friend will always be a friend, even if s/he’s chicken.

Don’t you must love it? By the way, the restaurant’s motto is “You Never Imagined That Healthy Chinese Food Could Be This Tasty!” Zagat gives them good grades, so despite the mistake and double entendre on their menu, they must be okay.

With two California restaurants in Encino and Costa Mesa, California Wok’s Hawaii restaurant is in Ala Moana Center.