Friday, March 15, 2013

Even More Groaners

Oh look! A friend sent me more puns. Sorry about that.

·         I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
·         They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
·         I changed my iPod's name to “Titanic.” It's syncing now.
·         I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
·         What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
·         Velcro – what a rip off!
·         I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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