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I tried to catch some fog, but I
mist.
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They told me I had type-A blood, but
it was a Type-O.
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I changed my iPod's name to “Titanic.”
It's syncing now.
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake
fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an
extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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Velcro – what a rip off!
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I stayed up all night to see where
the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
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