Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!

Imagine this.

You work at a bank and you get a phone call that goes something like this: “You dirdy rats, rippin’ off people with stinkin’ high interest! Who ya think you are anyway? We’re coming over in about 10 minutes and you’d better have a bag of money waiting for us – $100,000 in large bills, and NO DYE PACK! Ya hear me? NO DYE PACK!”

Well, you’d call the police, right? Right!

Albert Bailey, 27, and his 16-year-old buddy arrived at the People’s United Bank in Fairfield, Connecticut, where a teller gave them the money sack. When they got back outside, the police were waiting for them and arrested the two dorks in the parking lot.

Bailey dropped the bag and guess what? There WAS a dye pack inside and it exploded. And, to add another insult, the bag only contained $900, not the $100,000 they had demanded.

The dumb duo was charged with first-degree robbery. That’s a double-dip for Bailey, who was on probation for a previous bank heist.

According to Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez, the suspects were “not too bright.” Really? I never would-a guessed.

I kid you not!