Your Colo(g)n(e) Smells Good

Since I talked about funny language problems a few days ago, I thought I'd share this picture of actual Twitter tweets that I found on the Internet.

Mind you, I know exactly what these young people are talking about. They're talking about scents. Cologne, to be specific.

The problem is, they're spelling "cologne" the way they pronounce it ... without the "g" and the "e." Which is okay, unless somebody reads what they're typing.

Then, it enters the realm of surreal reality (if there is such an oxymoronic thing). Check out these American kids' tweets: