I wonder how long it takes an elephant to blow its nose … or
a giraffe to throw up.
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If I grumble all the time when my belly hurts, do I have
“irritable growl syndrome”?
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I haven’t lost a tooth in decades; I wonder … does the Tooth Fairy
charge an inactivity fee?
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If I threw a party for all my friends with split personalities,
would I have to buy a lot of extra nametags?
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I miss my cat when I’m not home. Should I get him a cell phone so
he can meow at me when I’m not there?
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