Monday, August 20, 2012

Blankety Blank Cheat

What’s worse than an ace up your sleeve in a poker game? A hidden blank letter tile in a Scrabble tournament. No, make that TWO hidden blank tiles.

Well, one young player got caught doing just that in the National Championship Tournament, and was ejected from the competition.
Apparently, this has happened in smaller tournaments, but never … NEVER … in the National Scrabble Association’s championship tournament held recently in Florida. Florida? Yep, maybe the cheater got his inspiration hiding hanging chads.
We may never know who the culprit is, because he’s a minor and they don’t out cheaters by name if they’re underage (potential legal action, y’know), but he’s a Division 3 player, defined as someone who plays a great Scrabble game in the living room. Hey! I know a couple of people who qualify for Division 3.
There’s big money involved in the tournament. The winner will get $10,000, and that’s no stinky cheese. It’s known that some players do what they can (short of cheating) to improve their chances, even taking brain boosting mineral supplements.
Oh really? How do you spell “obsessed”?

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