Waitrose Supermarket in London is now selling “cashmere toilet paper” impregnated with cashmere extracts. Its high-end luxurious toilet-paper line includes fanny wipes containing aloe vera and jojoba extracts.
According to Waitrose buyer Carla Smith, "It's indulgent, it's stylish and it's helping provide that extra softness to our new premium bathroom tissue collection."
It’s not terribly expensive either, selling at about $3.50 for a four-roll pack, and $7.52 for nine (the budget pack).
I looked and looked, but can find nothing about “cashmere extract.” Guess it’s little bitty fibers of the ultra-soft under fur of the cashmere goats, huh? Hope it doesn’t make your butt fuzzy.
No matter. It’s toilet paper fit for a king, giving a whole new meaning to the term, “throne room.”
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