“Beard Saga II” Re-Trimmed

The beard, technically speaking, isn’t a beard any more.

In a major beard-status move, I shaved away the hair on my chinny chin chin and fashioned myself some old-fashioned mutton chops.

Not just any ol’ regular mutton chops, mind you, but “Friendly” mutton chops – so called because the mutton-chop sideburns are connected by a “friendly” moustache.

Y’know … the kind that remind you of officers in the Civil War and the Wild West.

Here, take a gander:

The Beard: Drastically Altered