If you love words, you’ll love these. If you don’t,
you’ll groan.
- When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
- A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
- The batteries were given out free of charge.
- A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Okay, now you can groan if you want to.
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