What if, for my funeral, I prearranged for a
closed-casket ceremony, and for the organist to slowly play “Pop Goes the
Weasel” … pausing for three seconds before the final line?
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Do newspaper comic characters still only dream in color
on Sundays?
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When Tiger Woods was an international golf champion and
an in-demand celebrity, did he have to wash his own balls?
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If I wanted to have a vegetarian meal, what’s wrong with
a steak or a hamburger? Aren’t cattle vegetarians?
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Do parrots and mynahs that grow up speaking “foreign”
languages translate what they want to say into English before
talking?
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