Dogpatch Donut

"Hey Maw! C'mere and take a lookie! They done named a donut after me! How'd they know mah last name be Cinnamon anyway?"

"Beats the corn likker outta me, Paw! I dint tell 'em!"

"How ya reckon they taste? Looks good t'me, ain't got no hole in 'em or anything. Y'know ... more vallee for muh moneey, rat?"

"Git me one too, Paw!"

"Yew betcha, Abnah!"