I heard a woman complaining that Christmas ends too fast.
Should I have told her to charge Christmas purchases next year to stretch out
the payments past Christmas?
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Why do I always need a nap after the Monday morning stares?
Is it because I’m really doing mental gymnastics, thinking of stuff? It’s
exercise, isn’t it?
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Does the last lemming in the bunch still feel compelled to
jump off the cliff when there’s no pressure behind him?
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Wait … I’m confused. Wasn’t YESTERDAY the first day of the rest of my life?
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Don’t owls know how to spell? I heard one saying “Who?” when
it should have been saying “Hoo.”
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