Sunday, March 27, 2011

Random Musings 8

Do you think Edward Scissorhands covers his mouth when he coughs?
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Wouldn’t it be more prudent to put a quarter under a kid’s pillow when he loses a tooth? That way the kid gets a new tooth for only 25 cents. I’m just saying.
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Why aren’t there any right-handed baseball pitchers nicknamed “Righty”? I mean, don’t they deserve as much recognition as the “Leftys” do?
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Why do guys always hide their privates from other people’s x-ray vision? X-rays can only see the hard stuff, like bones and … and … wait. Never mind!
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I hear some people only give their spoiled dog bottled water. I was just wondering … where can you buy bathroom toilet water in bottles?

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