Friday, May 27, 2016

Random Musings 31

Question in search of an answer: How come my fingers don’t move faster when I step on the pedal while playing the piano?

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Why do little kids with the most future ahead of them don’t seem the least bit worried about their future?

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Since I have a really, really short haircut (a buzzer), why do I have to keep using expensive shampoo instead of just plain ol’ bar soap?

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I wonder why my idea for a 100% solar-tanning bed didn’t fly?

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When snails get tired, do they come out of their shell? Or do they just get sluggish?


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