Tuesday, February 17, 2015

If You Love Words 2

Here’s the second half of a lexophile’s compilation. A lexophile is someone who loves words. Are YOU a lexophile? 
  • Police were summoned to a daycare center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
  • He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
  • When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
  • Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

Groaning is permitted.

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