Saturday, February 16, 2013

The Real Meaning of Some Words

These were sent to me by a good friend; I can’t resist, I have to share them with you.

·         Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

·         Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

·         Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

·         Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

·         Egoist: Someone who is me-deep in conversation.

·         Handkerchief: Cold storage.

·         Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.

·         Raisin: A sunburned grape.

·         Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.

·         Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

·         Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.

·         Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.

·         Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

·         Wrinkles: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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