Thursday, November 5, 2009

Excuse Me, Am I Late?

Ademir Jorge Goncalves of Brazil made quite a night of it with his friends, consuming large quantities of rum until he passed out in a drunken stupor.

In the meantime, a horrible car crash elsewhere resulted in another man being mangled beyond recognition. Still, based on the dead man’s clothes, his family was convinced the body was Ademir Goncalves.

They arranged for a funeral, which was underway when the supposedly dead man appeared on the scene to see what was going on. Ademir had sobered up finally, heard he was going to be buried, and decided to show up at the funeral to show that he was indeed … alive.

I presume the family was happy, once they got over the initial shock. But what I want to know is: Is he married, and if so, how many times did his wife whack him upside the head after they got home?

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