(Warning: This particular
blog post might actually be offensive to some. Cover your children’s eyes, and don’t read
it aloud to them.)
Have you seen the movie, Rocky
II? If so, then you likely remember the short conversation early in the
movie where Rocky’s (Sylvester Stallone) friend Tony Gazo (Joe Spinelli) is
giving him advice on where to invest his money:
Gazo: How’s about investing in condominiums? It’s
safe.
Rocky: Condominiums?
Gazo: Yeah, condominiums.
Rocky: I never use ‘em.
Well, Rocky should have invested – either in condominiums or
condoms. He could be a rich man today. The population continues to grow and
these people need a place to stay. Plus, have you seen the condom section in
drug stores today? Wow.
Talk about variety! You got your plain, your colors, your
ribbed, your lubricated, your reservoir tip, your thin, your long, your short, your
lambskin, your waming, your sensitive, your contoured, your nubbed … why, the
condom brand “Trojan” itself has 29 varieties.
But here’s one I saw in Las Vegas that I’ve never seen
before:
It gives a whole new meaning to the word “screwed,” huh?
1 comment:
LOL!!!!!
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