Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ode to My Urologist

I went to see the doc today,
(The annual inspection),
I filled it up, the plastic cup,
With nary a perplextion.

I went to see him in the room,
He made me turn around,
“Loosen up,” I heard him say,
“And drop them on the ground.”

There’s a doctor over there
With his finger in the air.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!

There’s a doctor over here
With his finger in my rear!
Oh my goodness, OH MY GOODNESS!

The end. Until next year, that is.

3 comments:

Bevlove said...

Did the doc say to you
Now give a little cough
While you're bending over
With tighty-whiteys off?

Or was the doc over there
With his finger in the air
Walking to you slowly
As if he didn't care?

No matter what he did
Behind you in the rear
Remember this procedure
Is only once a year!

Rebecca said...

Haw!!!

I will say, you just defined TMI. But you did it with style. :)

casch said...

No comment I could make could compete with this! Great comeback.