Random Musings 16

I wonder if I could stop paying attention to what the wife is rambling on about if I tell her I’m a fast listener and stopped listening before she finished talking?

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The newspaper said teen births are down in this country. That’s a good thing, right? I mean, wouldn’t it be downright uncomfortable to give birth to a 13-year-old child?

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What happens if you’re told to get to the end of the line and somebody’s already there?

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Is a duct tapeworm harder to get rid of than a regular ol’ tapeworm?

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I wonder if yesterday was a good day … I wasn’t paying attention.