A recent conversation that took place in the left field of
my wandering mind:
Buzzy Bee: I
had some jalapeño pepper plant pollen for dinner last night, with some iced
jalapeño nectar.
Honey Bee: You don't say. I've never had jalapeño
pepper plant nectar before. What's it taste like?
Buzzy: It's
good, but spicy. Real hot. It gave me an upset stomach and I had trouble
sleeping last night.
Honey: I was about
to mention ... You look pretty green around your spiracles.
Buzzy: I
don't feel too good. I think I'm gonna throw up some bee barf.
Honey: Well you'd
better head over to the mouth-to-mouth transfer section right away; waste not,
want not!
Buzzy: Urp!
See ya! Urp!
And that's how Jalapeño Honey Mustard was invented.
The end.
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