Saturday, August 28, 2021

The Hirsute Heads of Baseball


As a decades-old fan of Major League Baseball, I’ve watched the ups and downs of the players’ facial hair.


When professional baseball was in its infancy, mustaches, particularly handle bars, were the norm. Yep, tip-curling handlebars and the like. More than anything other than the game itself, lip hair defined the sport’s image.


Then suddenly, following World War I, they were gone, Speculation is that the nasty monarchs and country leaders who were on the opposite side from the United States all had mustaches. And how could the All-American game endorse something like that?


Most sources I could find cite long-time American League catcher Wally Schang (Philadelphia Athletics, 1914) as the last player to sport facial hair. New rules were set by team owners about grooming; smooth faces were the norm from 1914 into the 1970s.


Then, during the 1971-72 offseason, Oakland Athletics’ all-world outfielder Reggie Jackson decided that he was going to do something different. A’s owner Charlie Finley didn’t like it. He had Athletics manager Dick Williams tell Reggie to shave, but Reggie told Williams where he could shove it.

So Finley engaged in some reverse psychology. He asked A’s pitchers Catfish Hunter, Rollie Fingers, Darold Knowles, and Bob Locker to all grow mustaches.


He even offered a cash incentive—$300—to any player who’d successfully grown a mustache by Father’s Day. The whole team joined in. Even manager Dick Williams grew one. The A’s came to be known as the “Mustache Gang.”


Today, well today, 50 years later, there are too many player beards to count. I’ve especially noticed this since the Covid pandemic started and barbershops were forced to close. But it never crossed my mind to write a blog post about it until I saw a Los Angeles Angels-Los Angeles Dodgers game on TV this summer.

Angels outfielder Brandon Marsh and Colorado Rockies outfielder Charlie Blackmon have the wildest head, face and neck hair of any MLB player I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen thousands over the years, live and on TV.


I’m thinking of investing in razor blade and electric razor companies, preparing for the day when the trend reverses.

Friday, August 20, 2021

Where Hawaii Ranks 53

Hawaii scores very high on this selection of state rankings. Those of us who have lived and grown up here are some of the state’s top fans.


Best State in America (YouGov, 2021)

  1. HAWAII
  2. Colorado
  3. Virginia
  4. Nevada
  5. North Carolina

Top 2021 Summer Vacation Destinations (Alliance Partners, 2021))

  1. Orlando, Florida
  2. MAUI, HAWAII
  3. HONOLULU, HAWAII
  4. Seattle, Washington
  5. Anchorage, Alaska

Best beaches in the United States (TripAdvisor, 2021)

  1. St. Peter Beach (St. Peter Beach, (FL)
  2. KAANAPALI BEACH (LAHAINA, MAUI, HI)
  3. Moonstone Beach (Cambria, CA)
  4. WAILEA BEACH (WAILEA, MAUI, HI)
  5. Cannon Beach (Cannon Beach, OR)

Most Expensive State to Live In (World Population Review, 2021)

  1. HAWAII (Cost of Living index: 196.3)
  2. District of Columbia (161.1)
  3. California (138.5)
  4. Oregon (138.6)
  5. New York (134.7)

Happiest States in America (World Population Review, 2021)

  1. HAWAII
  2. Utah
  3. Minnesota
  4. New Jersey
  5. Maryland

Friday, August 13, 2021

Mysterious Sparks


The sun’s a yellow star, they say, turning red at end of day, and every memory born and bred, nestles comfy in my bed.


Little events in my life sparkle occasionally in my memory, stimulating dreams at night, and recollections during the day.


The mini-memories would be significant if I could make them meaningful. But a good 90% of the time, they just faintly remind me of something or someone in the past, and I can’t consciously determine how they connect with my life.


For example, during my physical therapy one day, I had a half-second flash-vision of myself rolling a penny around in my mouth. I mean … eww. What’s that all about? In real life, I’d never do that. And I can’t think of any relationship it has with my real life—past or present.


Oh, and early one morning, a dream incident woke me up. I was scrolling through my Facebook news feed and thought I saw a diamond sparkling in the leaves of a forest screen I just passed. I scrolled back, found the picture, and totally failed trying to find the sparkle.


A dream interpreter would have a field day with me.