Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Random Musings 29

If we ever become a paperless society, where are house dogs going to poop?

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I went to bed and fell asleep last night; then when I woke up, it was seven hours later. Did I just time-travel?

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Smoke signal = American Indian wireless, right? What if it’s a windy day? Would they have to use a landline?

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How long do I have to stand in front of the microwave oven waiting for it to preheat?

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I wonder if there’s such a thing as “red-neck Egyptians” who lived in the south of Egypt, and if so, did they wrap up their mummies in duct tape?

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