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I went to bed and fell asleep last night; then when I woke up, it
was seven hours later. Did I just time-travel?
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Smoke signal = American Indian wireless, right? What if it’s a
windy day? Would they have to use a landline?
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How long do I have to stand in front of the microwave oven waiting
for it to preheat?
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I wonder if there’s such a thing as “red-neck Egyptians” who lived
in the south of Egypt, and if so, did they wrap up their mummies in duct tape?
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