What do you do with a dog that runs away from home all the
time to audit obedience school?
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Do wild female bears hibernate on the first date?
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I wonder why the wife doesn’t use big words. She has the
perfect sized mouth for it.
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Maybe I shouldn’t yawn too much in public. Deaf people may
think
I’m screaming at them.
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Give me a fish and I'll eat for a day. Teach me to
fish and ... Well, I'll sit around in a boat and drink beer all day.
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