The Unopenable Raisinets Box

Have you ever bought a box of Raisinets at the movie theater?

Did you have problems opening it in the dark?

The frigging boxes are shrink-wrapped and in reality, hermetically sealed. You can't open them without a knife, or a set of sharp teeth that can gnaw through the cellophane wrap. If you get the cellophane to peel off, it creates static electricity and clings to your fingers.

Then you have to find the little perforated hole and open it up that way. What a humbug. They should sell them in reusable plastic containers.

I'd stop buying Raisinets at the movies, but they're tasty and I always rationalize that the raisins make them a healthy snack.