Sunday, December 7, 2014

Random Musings 25

What does one do when one wants a 10-gallon hat but has an 11-gallon head?

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If one has only so many meals left in life, shouldn’t one enjoy each meal and try not to fall behind?

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When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant, tree, or telephone pole, is it checking its social media?

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Those little voices in my head – could they be the fleas planning their next attack? Do you think I need to wash my hair again?

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Don’t you wish our lives had remote controls so we wouldn’t have to get up and do it ourselves?


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