It Wasn't Me!

There's a right and wrong time and place for everything. And it all depends on who you're with (and their tolerances).

But I swear, it wasn't me this time!

Making Smart Choices

Whenever the wife and I have to choose something as a couple, I always defer to the wife, albeit sneakily (because I have to avoid all appearance of being condescending).

• Me: "Wow! Look at those cakes!"
• Wife: "Amazing! Which one do you like?"
• Me: "This one, and this one, and this one. Which do you like?"
• Wife: "I like these two of yours, and this other one. Let's get one."
• Me: "All right! Which one?"
• Wife: "Which one do you want?"
• Me: "Whichever one YOU want!"
• Wife: "This one."
• Me: "Great choice!"

See? It took a couple of years, but I finally figured it out: A happy wife is a happy life.

Random Musings 31

Question in search of an answer: How come my fingers don’t move faster when I step on the pedal while playing the piano?

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Why do little kids with the most future ahead of them don’t seem the least bit worried about their future?

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Since I have a really, really short haircut (a buzzer), why do I have to keep using expensive shampoo instead of just plain ol’ bar soap?

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I wonder why my idea for a 100% solar-tanning bed didn’t fly?

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When snails get tired, do they come out of their shell? Or do they just get sluggish?

Quality Inn Oakland

Whenever we take a trip to Oakland to visit our grandson, we always book a hotel room near Oakland Airport for the night prior to our return flight.

The Hawaiian Airlines flight we take back to Hawaii leaves around 9:00 a.m., which means we used to get to the airport around 7:00 a.m., which means we used to start our one-hour morning rush-hour drive on the 880 Freeway from Fremont at 6:00 a.m., which means we used to wake up at 5:15 a.m.

Much, much too early. Hence, the intermediate lodging near the airport.

Usually, we are able to get a room at the Hilton, but they were all booked up this last time, so we stayed at the Quality Inn instead. It’s a little farther from the car rental center, but it worked out fine.

The room was okay … not bad. It was clean and tidy, and had everything we needed, the TV screen was an okay size, the shower worked, and there was plenty of hot water. The bed was very comfy.

They also served a complimentary hot breakfast in the morning. Scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, waffles, all kinds of cereal, fruit. Juices … just what you need to fuel up for the day.

It’s a good fall-back place for us.

Quality Inn Oakland, 8471 Enterprise Way, Oakland.

Silliman Activity Center and Water Park

We recently had the opportunity to help our grandson, who reached the ripe young age of 7, celebrate his birthday with first-grade classmates.

This year, he hosted them at the Silliman Activity Center and Water Park in Newark, California, a modestly short drive from Fremont, where his family resides.

The Center/Park is pretty impressive. The party itself was held in a terrific little “classroom” with brightly painted walls, tables, chairs and games. From moment one, the kids went wild and joined in the play activities.

After a pizza lunch, we all headed down the hall to the water park. All of the kids plunged into the water, joining the hundred or so kids already there. The parents and hosts had to scramble around trying to keep track of where the youngsters were. It wouldn’t do to have a disaster (although, there were lots of lifeguards around keeping things from getting out of hand).

If I said there were lots of spectacular things to do in the water park, I wouldn’t be exaggerating. It’s amazing, with large slides, a lazy circuitous river, spa, open lap pool, and a kid’s activity pool. We had a special cabana area set aside on the periphery.

Better than talk … pictures!

Where Hawaii Ranks 44: Gambling

Hawaii is tied with five other states with the fewest casinos per capita (0), with six others for fewest gaming machines per capita (0), with five others for lowest lottery sales per capita (no lottery).

Plus, Hawaii is the second-least gambling-friendly state. All this according to WalletHub (2016).

And yet, check out THESE rankings:

Most Gambling-Related Arrests Per Capita 

1. (TIE) HAWAII
2. (Tie) Illinois
3. Mississippi
4. Maryland
5. New Jersey

Most Gambling Problems and Treatment

1. Mississippi 
2. HAWAII
3. Illinois
4. Tennessee
5. Maryland

How can this be? Two reasons: Sports betting (the "6-5" is practically an industry in itself during football season), and Las Vegas (we go there a lot).

Rap's Hawaii (1982)

I recently re-watched the DVD of Rap Reiplinger's Emmy winning TV special hosted by his Hawaiian-Chinese-Portuguese-Japanese-Puerto Rican-Spanish-et al old man.

The old man (Reiplinger) introduces comedy segments that describe Hawaii locals and their particular dialect, idiosyncrasies and humor.

Although Reiplinger made his career in comedy, he was a troubled young man, dying in 1983 of cocaine-related problems.

Tragedy often boosts a personality's fame, and the same could be said of Reiplinger's so-called "legendary status." Today, fans consider him a comedic genius. I never did, still don't, and probably never will.

I have to say that when I first watched this program 'way back when, I didn't think it was very funny (except for the one called "Room Service," and a few references to frugality). After re-watching, my opinion hasn't changed.

People may say I'm being sacrilegious, but what the hell. I don't think he was a genius, and in general, he wasn't very funny.

Unpleasant Car Rental Experience #2

What? Another unpleasant car-rental experience? What was the first one anyway? Well, if you'll recall, it was the flat tire on the morning we were to drive to Oakland early in the morning to catch our flight. That's the trip where I fell and skinned my knee earlier, and caught a nasty cold.

This second time wasn't so nice either. Our 2016 Ford Fiesta rental from Hertz had its rear window shattered by someone or something on the day we were to drive to Oakland for the night before our flight out the next morning.

It must have been karma that I forgot to take a picture of the rental car as I usually do.

Anyway, the rear window was "spider-webbed" and fell into a million pieces when I closed the hatchback over our luggage.

Good think the Fremont Hertz rental office was a few miles away, close enough that I could drive there, albeit quite self-consciously. The agent was very accommodating and got us fixed up with an exchange without further ado.

We were assigned a 2016 Ford Focus (picture above), which almost looked like the Ford Fiesta.

Two things of note:

1. On our way to the freeway on-ramp, a train pulled into the Fremont Depot just down the street from the Hertz office, stopping traffic for about 15 minutes while passengers jumped off and on the passenger-car that stuck out into Fremont Boulevard. Good thing I wasn't in a rush.

2. That night, when I went to fill the gas tank, I thought I'd lost the gas cap. As it turns out, it's one of those cars without a gas tank cap. What a relief when I figured it out.

I think I've had enough car rental adventures to last me a lifetime.

Phone Pix 67: Restaurant Atmosphere

The decor and atmosphere of a restaurant/eatery can make or break a dining experience, whether or not one takes notice. I usually take notice, especially since I've gotten into the habit of taking phone images. Most of them are art in themselves, from signs to lamps to wall hangings.

Restaurant patrons are very tolerant of me so far, even if I sometimes hover over their table for a second or two. But I find if I'm courteous, it's not a problem. Bless those people! 

Starbucks, April 18, 2015, Fremont, CA

Black Angus, Sept. 29, 2013, San Jose, CA

The Country Way, April 22, 2016, Fremont, CA

Zippy's Makiki Table Setting, March 29, 2013, Honolulu, HI

Panera Wall Hanging, May 1, 2016, Fremont, CA

Panera Wall Hanging, May 1, 2016, Fremont, CA

Panera Wall Hanging, May 1, 2016, Fremont, CA

Panera Wall Hanging, May 1, 2016, Fremont, CA

Panera Wall Hanging, May 1, 2016, Fremont, CA

Panera Wall Hanging, May 1, 2016, Fremont, CA

Black Bear Diner, March 18, 2016, Fremont, CA

Electric Unicycle Rider

While driving home one day, from downtown Honolulu around lunchtime on King Street, about to turn left onto Ward, I had to stop so a guy on a unicycle could cross the street.

It was quite impressive, I must say. That guy had balance and likely had been using his unicycle for some time already. He was casually controlling it by leaning forward and back, from one side to another.

It didn’t look the least bit like he was concerned about falling.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find a picture and description of his specific electric solo-wheel. But in general, those wheels seem to run from about $200 to $1,200. Not too bad if you can handle riding it.

Just think, you can pick it up and carry it with you, unlike the heavy two-wheeled Segway with its handles that will set you back several thousand dollars.

Would I get one? Nah. I just know I’d fall and break bones and lose big patches of skin. Give me a safe ride any day.