Thursday, March 27, 2014

Did You Know You Smell Like ...

... a dead chicken?

Yep, it's true. You know those cadaver-sniffing dogs they use to find dead people trapped in earthquake or other disaster rubble? They often train them using pig cadavers.

But recent studies show that the decaying organic compounds, aka "the smells," coming from dead pigs don't exactly match that of human bodies in a state of decay.

You know what's a much closer match? Yep, you got it, dead chickens.

So when the wife pulls a green-encrusted raw chicken out of the fridge and asks you to smell it and tell her if it's any good, feel free to tell her that it smells like her.

I kid you not.

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