Where Hawaii Ranks 23 (Porn Visits)

Lookie, lookie at what I found. This “Where Hawaii Ranks” entry deserves a post all its own. The source is the adult video site, Pornhub, 2013.

The Curmudgeon Association on Facebook posted a graph of the average pornsite visit duration by state, and Hawaii ranks second in the Top 5 pack, alongside a bunch of Southern states.

Hawaii porn-site visitors stayed an average of nearly 12 minutes per visit. That’s just a few less than Mississippi. The #3-#5 states are Arkansas, Alabama and Louisiana.

So what are the Top Three search terms used by Hawaii residents? “Asian,” “Hawaii” and “Creampie.”

The state with the shortest average visit is Rhode Island at about 7 minutes.

I kid you not. Now don’t you go visiting Pornhub just because I mentioned it!