If a zombie opened a residence inn, would it be
classified as a “dead and breakfast”?
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I wonder if hummingbirds ever hold drag races.
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Since I wear the pants in the family, why does my wife
keep telling me which pants to wear?
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Say I wanted to buy a prosthetic leg, but didn’t have
enough money to buy a brand-new one. Could I get one at a second-hand store? Or
would I have to find a second-leg store?
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What do mummies do when they have to take a dump? Unwrap?
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