Random Musings 38

If you stare into space and let your mind wander, is that multi-tasking?

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If corn seeds join the army, do they become kernels?

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Is it true that you can’t plant a flower garden if you haven’t botany?

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What if beavers no longer gave a damn?

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If your mind always wanders, are you exercising?

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I tried to write a pun using the word “tended,” but then realized there’s no pun in “tended.”

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If your phlegm floats, is it phlegm-buoyant?

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Why does quicksand work so slowly?