Friday, March 17, 2017

Random Musings 33

If a zombie opened a residence inn, would it be classified as a “dead and breakfast”?

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I wonder if hummingbirds ever hold drag races.

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Since I wear the pants in the family, why does my wife keep telling me which pants to wear?

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Say I wanted to buy a prosthetic leg, but didn’t have enough money to buy a brand-new one. Could I get one at a second-hand store? Or would I have to find a second-leg store?

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What do mummies do when they have to take a dump? Unwrap?


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