But enough talk from me. You may have seen some or all of these before, but let's get on with it:
- Adult: Someone who's stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle.
- Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
- Chicken: The only animal you eat before it's born and after it's dead.
- Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- Handkerchief: Cold storage.
- Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
- Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.
- Raisin: A grape with sunburn.
- Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
- Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
- Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.
- Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
- Wrinkles: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
- Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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