Friday, June 26, 2020

Random Musings 35

If good judgment comes from experience, how can experience come from poor judgment?

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A train station is where trains stop, and a bus station is where buses stop. So what happens at a work station?

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Are people who read the Bible more when they get older cramming for a final exam?

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If we took the sponges out of the ocean, would the oceans get any deeper?

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Would lightning go faster if it didn’t zigzag?

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If a chameleon can’t change color, does it have a reptile dysfunction?

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If you totally understand the health benefits of eating dried grapes on a regular basis, then tell others about it, would you call that raisin awareness?

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Why get angry at lazy people? They haven’t done anything, have they?

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If an Italian chef dies, does he pasta way?

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