Signs of My Times

I saw these signs on the wall of the San Jose Scrambl'z Restaurant on Almaden Expressway:

Sometimes, I absolutely DO NOT succeed the first time I try something. So maybe I won't try skydiving. There's not much room for error in that, is there?

Now THIS one, I can truly relate to. I've always said I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. People used to laugh, but lately they've looked at me and said, "You really haven't grown up yet, have you?" Or, "Oh, grow up!"