If a snowman goes through airport security, I wonder if
they’ll make him fit into a three-ounce bottle.
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I wonder why anyone would go to a coffee house and drink
espresso when they want to relax and calm down.
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Why hasn’t anybody invented an electric fork that will cook
food between your plate and mouth? Wouldn’t it save a lot of time?
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Casey Kasem used to say “Keep your head in the clouds and
your feet firmly planted on the ground.” But if I did that, how would I get my
pants off?
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I wonder … what would happen if I made apple pie ala mode
with chocolate ice cream, would it then become “apple pie ala mud”?
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