I posted this on my
Facebook page recently, some interesting facts about England in the 1500s. I do
not know the origin or the author of this piece. Hope you enjoy.
A Pot to Piss In
People used to use
urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Then once a
day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you
were "piss poor."
But worse than that
were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot. They
"didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.
The Wedding Bouquet
Most people got
married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still
smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, brides
carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom
today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Throwing the Baby Out
Baths consisted of a
big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the
nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally
the children.
Last of all the
babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying,
"Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
“Raining Cats and
Dogs”
Houses had thatched
roofs—thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place
for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (e.g.,
mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes
the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying,
"It's raining cats and dogs."
Canopy Beds
There was nothing to
stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the
bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big
posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy
beds came into existence.
“Dirt Poor” and “Threshold”
The floor was dirt.
Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "dirt
poor."
The wealthy had slate
floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh
(straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added
more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping
outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance way.
Hence, a “threshold.”
“Peas Porridge Hot,
Peas Porridge Cold”
In those old days,
they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire..
Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly
vegetables and did not get much meat.
They would eat the
stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then
start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for
quite a while.
Hence the rhyme:
“Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
old.”
"Bring Home the
Bacon”
Sometimes they could
obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they
would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man
could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share
with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.
Tomatoes Considered
Poisonous
Those with money had
plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to
leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often
with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered
poisonous.
“Upper Crust”
Bread was divided
according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got
the middle, and guests got the top, or the “upper crust.
”Holding a Wake”
Lead cups were used
to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out
for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead
and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on
the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and
eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom of
holding a “wake.”
“Graveyard Shift,”
“Saved by the Bell” and “Dead Ringer”
England is old and
small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they
would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the
grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch
marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.
So they would tie a
string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through
the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard
all night (the “graveyard shift”) to listen for the bell.
Thus, someone could
be “saved by the bell” or was considered a “dead ringer.”
Who said history was
boring?
