Random Musings 37

Does it make sense for a female ghost to wear a see-through negligee? 

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I just realized that when I ripped a hole in my fishing net, I ended up with fewer holes than before.

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If a predator retires, does it become a post-dator?

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Do people with magnetic personalities gain weight because they get stuck to the refrigerator?

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Is a fictional saga about seafaring oranges a ... naval navel novel?