- The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
- I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
Thoughts that nudge my mind, posted spasmodically when time and energy permit, lest they escape out of my ears and are lost forever.
Friday, July 31, 2020
Clever Puns Crack Me Up
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