Random Musings 34

Shouldn't a lecture on diarrhea be called a "running commentary"?

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I’ve stayed up nights wondering what color a Smurf would turn if you choked him.

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So, if frog’s legs, ‘gator tail, and snake taste like chicken, I wonder what chickens think we taste like.

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What are male ladybugs called, anyway? Gentleman bugs?

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You know how they make such a big deal about the first baby born on New Year’s Day? What if its head pops out at 11:59:59 p.m. on New Year’s Eve, and the rest of its body doesn’t come out until after 12 midnight? What day was s/he born on?