Why do people want to become as old as possible, while at the same time try to be as young as possible?
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Is it too stupid to go to a museum's information desk and ask, "What's new?"
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I wonder if ghosts switch from sheets to quilts when the weather turns cold.
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Would a pimple in a dimple even out your cheek?
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Where did Paul Bunyan poop anyway? Did they make giant toilets in those days?
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