What? You Said What?

The other night, while watching cable television, I saw this class-action recruitment commercial sponsored by AkinMears GP, about testosterone therapy.

As you know, male audiences have been bombarded with testosterone therapy television commercials and print advertisements promising "male enhancement" and sex-drive improvement results. And of course, where drugs like these are concerned, there will always be side effects that are actionable.

So I was reading this ad copy when it occurred to me that they wanted people to call if their prescription testosterone therapy has resulted in heart attack, stroke, blood clot or death. Wait, they said, "If you are a male ... blah blah blah ... and have suffered ... Death, call now."

How can you call if you've suffered ... Death?

I kid you not.