Random Musings 28

Technology hardly supports religion, right? But if tech isn’t religion, they why are people always praying to their cell phones?

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If politics is the second oldest profession and prostitution is the first, how can you tell the difference between the two?

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Does the proliferation of phone cameras lessen the incidence of spotting UFOs?

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How come the fast-food restaurants like Burger King, Wendy’s, McDonalds don’t sell hot dogs? Are they being snobbish?

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If you sink slowly into quicksand, it gives you lots of time to think about why they named it that. Right?