Random Musings 26

I just thought of something: Wouldn’t school be easier if they taught us stuff we already know? We’d all get better grades.

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Instead of just tossing their shed skins, why don’t baby snake start using their siblings’ hand-me-downs?

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Will the children of kids today have smaller eyes evolved from their generation having to peer at a lot of small telephone and watch screens?

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Is a limousine the only kind of automobile a long sausage dog can fit in?

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When the wife irritates me, I want to put her out to pasture. But we live in a residential zone and I can’t do that.