Self-Service for Doggies

On the corner of Vineyard and Liliha Streets in the Kalihi section of Honolulu is a dog-grooming shop called "K9 Style" that offers a terrific service - a self-service dog bath for your pup.

Can't you just see it? Your dog is sitting on his haunches in a tub of sudsy water, raising its left front leg high in the air, and scrubbing its underarm (underleg) with a soapy sponge he's holding. See it?

And the best thing is, you don't have to lift a finger. After all, it IS self-service.

I know, I know, it's stupid and that's not what they meant. But I have to tell you, the sign just cracked me up and I almost got into an accident driving by.