If You Love Words 1

If you love words, you’ll love these. If you don’t, you’ll groan.

• When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
• A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
• The batteries were given out free of charge.
• A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
• A will is a dead giveaway.
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Okay, now you can groan if you want to.